Welcome, all you Trick or Treaters!
We take Halloween to heart around here.
We have for a long time. Halloween 1988, I was the Monster Bride, Mike the Monster Groom, and Lina made the perfect Monster Wedding Cake!
Then, she grew into a beautiful Wicked Witch, er Princess…
with an adorable Little Logan Monster for a brother.
Perhaps the fact we eat nothing but sugar from sunrise to sunset on October 31st has something to do with why we’re so sweet on this holiday.
And why my Hallo-weenies are preternaturally perfect:
On the other hand, our table manners DO seem to suffer as a result.
Not that I really care. One more peanut butter cup and I’m going to start believing that pile of pumpkins and squash on my front porch might actually turn into a bird and fly away. Silly me!
